hi my name is amanda and i still play candy crush.

paris666hilton:

Police have now captured Perez and he’s in police custody.

paris666hilton:

Police have now captured Perez and he’s in police custody.

officialunitedstates:

lot of people on here care too much about their anesthetic.  just let the doctors take care of it

shoulderkeyroyalty:

legolas-the-house-elf:

fuks:

holy f

IVE PROBABLY BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR TEN MINUTES STRAIGHT

I STARTED LAUGHING UNCONTROLLABLY ANF MY PARENTS RAN UPSTAIRS THINKING I GOT HURT DNDBJSJDBT

fabferre:

The most disappointing thing about the Into The Woods movie is that Milky White is going to be a real cow not a plastic one.

supamuthafuckinvillain:

This makes me extremely content.

miisuhx:

THE ULTIMATE SNUGGLES

miisuhx:

THE ULTIMATE SNUGGLES

dutchster:

when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead

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theyearofbecoming:

when yonce turns into partition

theyearofbecoming:

when yonce turns into partition

crenelate:

when you look into the mirror after a day at school

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