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hi my name is amanda and i like bananas and butts and pizza. i used to be pizza-butts

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prayforprada:

vinebox:

That laugh tho

omfg

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paisle4n:

prsjon:

The Doll Test

This self hate thing is DEEP

this makes me mad 

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kevinguillermo:

when you sneeze in class and nobody says “bless you”

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vvaddles:

U know when you were a kid and won a game in first place and there was that little bitch who went “first is the worst second is the best” like how the fuck did that even make sense

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warmskin:

Did I really jst krash?

me

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sswissfuckingcheese:

i meant to do this forever ago bye

Artist: Lana Del Rey
Track Name: "Damn You"
Played: 3887 times

scissormytimber:

Lana Del Rey l Damn You

"We were two kids living life on the run like the American dream. Baby, nothing to lose and we get messed up for fun. We went too fast, too young. But I won’t cry myself to sleep like a sucker. I won’t cry myself to sleep, if I do I’ll die. Now you fall asleep with another. Damn you, damn you."

kickthepheelstickz:

spookyternalscout:

Just so you know school is actually really stressful for people who are good at school because the expectations are really high and if you do any single thing wrong or get less than an A you feel like a complete failure and even when you do everything right and try your hardest there are still people better than you and it just makes you feel like shit.

oh my god finally someone said it

ralphthemouth:

lady—hulk:

It just keeps…… getting. …. better

ralphthemouth:

lady—hulk:

It just keeps…… getting. …. better

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gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

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fredschilton:

if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case

flatulenceontoast:

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nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

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melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

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image bring me the booty

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