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hi my name is amanda and i like bananas and butts and pizza. i used to be pizza-butts

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fredschilton:

if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case

flatulenceontoast:

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nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

idunwin:

melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

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image bring me the booty

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shitshilarious:

iliveinmattsmithspants:

territorialcreep:

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whythefuckareyouromeo:


0ver-doze
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omg they are so offended if you lick them back. 

Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.

i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.

I have reblogged this like ten times

My cat grooms me. What does that mean?

It means your cat thinks your style is wack and is trying to help

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k1mkardashian:

list of states that don’t exist:

maine
vermont
delaware
west virginia
iowa
missouri
arkansas
nebraska
north & south dakota
indiana

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coolator:

i have never seen anyone fuck up this masterfully

dannerzz:

okay josh

pudingu:

It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it

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strawberrygrave:

champagnewithpapi:

"I coulda dropped my croissant"

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VINE

dicketysplit:

when the screen goes dark and u see ur reflection

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